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Your Searches: 07/30/08

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You said:

hanging out with atheists when you are a christian

I say:

I do it. People told me I was confused and out of my mind when I first started FriendlyChristian.com, though. 

Oh well :D

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How To Pick Up Christian Chicks

I like this search so much that I thought I’d skip the normal Your Searches blog and instead put it into a decent post.

You said:

how to pick up a christian chick

I say:

I struggled with this for years and years. I tried it all: church, friends of friends, work, parties, clubs, the beach, even online dating.

Hot ChickHere’s was my problem: I was praying for God to send me a girl who was passionate about him…a girl who loved him more than she would ever love me…a Proverbs 31 girl, as they say. All in the mean time I was livin’ it up - parties, girls, booze, you name it!

One day I took a step back and thought about it: how am I gonna ask God for a neatly wrapped package when I’m an absolute mess? If “my girl” is praying for a responsible, passionate man who fears and loves the Lord, has a job, pays his bills, and is ready to lead a family, how pissed would she be if God gave her me - a hack!? I know I’d be mad if I was honestly pursuing God and he gave me some busted chick who was no more than a lip service [fake] Christian. My situation neither added up nor made sense.

It wasn’t until I REALLY put my focus on God that Tiff (my hot Christian chick) came my way. Guys, you know if you’re REALLY focusing on God. I lied to myself for many years. Don’t be like me.

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Your Searches: 07/22/08

You said:

Friendly Christian

I say: 

That’s me! If you never have or haven’t in a while, check out the following [revised] pages to learn about me, the author:

FriendlyChristian.com FAQ - I’ve tried to answer the questions that you guys ask most.
My Story - a brief look into the events that made me who I am today 

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Your Searches: 07/17/08

90% of today’s searches were about masturbation thanks to this post.

So, instead of responding to a search, instead I’d like to point out that it’s our friend Jeremy’s (better known as Skeptigator) birthday today (yesterday by the time you read this).

Happy birthday, dude. It’s been fun getting to know ya!

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Your Searches 07/16/08

You said:

church humor video

I say:

I did a quick Internet search for “Christian pranks” and found this video. This is horrible. I guess I can see the humor but…yeah…a bit much if you ask me. I’d have to knock someone out if they pulled this prank on me.

RSS friends: go here or click the small video still above.

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Your Searches: 07/15/08

You said:

if you r a christian; watching porn(not alot)…is it a sin?

I say:

No, watching a little porn is ok. Just make sure it’s not a lot. Also, having sex with a few of your neighbor’s wives is ok…just not too many.
:-)
Ahhh, I shouldn’t be such a jerk. Read the teachings of Jesus and a few of Paul’s letters…that’ll help you out.

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Your Searches: 07/14/08

You said:

is seacoast church liberal

I say:

Stay tuned for an interview I recently conducted with one of Seacoast’s pastors!

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Your Searches: 07/11/08

You said:

do christians complain too much?

I say:

I know I do! It’s amazing how I can be so fortunate…so RICH…so blessed…and still complain about all the stuff that I don’t have, or how my life is less than ideal.

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Your Searches: 07/10/08

You said:

what people think of the word “christian”

I say:

Two of the first posts I wrote on FriendlyChristian.com: 

  1. Does The Word “Christian” Make Your Stomach Turn?
  2. Christianity: What Is It Good For?
Mind you, most of the comments are written by atheists, so expect many negative responses.

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Your Searches: 07/09/08

You said:

why women like being pursued

I say:

Women, I’ll let you handle this one. Leave your answer here.

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