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You said:
tell me a joke
I say:
So there’s these two muffins in an oven.Â
They’re both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.Â
And one of them yells “Dang, it’s hot in here!”Â
And the other muffin replies “Holy Crap, a talking muffin!
Thank you. Thank you. I’ll be here all night. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.
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Pun warning! Pun warning!
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person. Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. Due to this diet, he wound up with very bad breath. Therefore, he came to be known as a super calloused fragile mystic plagued by halitosis.
Some of my favorite religious jokes:
http://www.firstunitariantoronto.org/uu_humour.htm